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[ whistling sprightly tune ]

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Hey, andy.

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Oh, hi, goob.

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What you doing
All dressed up

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In the middle
Of the day?

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Oh, nothing.

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Want to go over
To the diner

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And have some lunch?

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Okay. Let me finish
Cleaning my shotgun.

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You're not going hunting?

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No. I might go shoot some crows.

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Mmm.

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About finished?

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Just about.

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If you don't get
To the diner
Early enough

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All the good
Desserts are gone.

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Yeah.

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They sure have good
Mashed potatoes.

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Best in mayberry, don't
You think so, andy?

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Andy?

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Hmm?

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Don't you think
The diner has the best

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Mashed potatoes
In mayberry?

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Yeah, they're pretty good.

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If you get there too
Late, they get lumpy.

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Yeah.

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They say a fella works
Better on a full stomach.

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Maybe that's why
You're working so slow.

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Maybe you're hungry.

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We ought to go to
The diner right now.

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I haven't been to the diner
In three weeks.

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I don't guess
I'll starve to death

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If I don't get over there
For another three weeks.

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You ain't been to the
Diner in three weeks?

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Well, that means you ain't met
The new waitress there yet.

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Boy, andy, she is really...

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Oh, that's why you're in such
A hurry to get over there.

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No. I'm just hungry.

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That's all it is-- hungry.

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Oh, you scoundrel.

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You scoundrel,
You got a sweetheart.

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Goober's got
A sweetheart.

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Quit.

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Hey. Did you date her?

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No. But I walked in
Front of her house

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The other night

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And she was sitting on
The porch and I waved.

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You did?
Uh-huh.

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Night before last
I was going to the picture show.

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There was an empty seat
Beside her

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So I sat beside her
And walked her home.

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Did you kiss her?

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No.

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Did you
Hug her?
No.

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You hold her hand?

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No, but once her hand

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Brushed up against mine

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When she put down
A plate of succotash.

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I think she done it on purpose.

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That sounds good.

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Hey, come on. I want
You to meet her.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me put my gun up.

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Hey, andy, listen,
When we get over there

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Would you tell
Flora about me?

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You know, how I'm
The champion hand
Wrestler of mayberry

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And how good I am
At hitting the bell

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At the county fair
And all that stuff.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, andy...

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[ clucks tongue ]

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[ clucks tongue ]

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Pretty, ain't she?

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Goober, don't tell me
You're going to eat again.

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This will be your third meal.
It's not even noontime yet.

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Well...

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I'll bet it says "Good boy"
On your plate.

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[ both chuckling ]

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Oh, uh, this
Is a friend of mine

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Uh, this is andy taylor.

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He's the sheriff.

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Andy, this is flora.

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She's the waitress.

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It's nice to
Meet you, flora.

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Thank you.

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It's always
A pleasure

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To have another pretty
Girl move into mayberry.

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You're
The sheriff here?

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That's right.

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Mmm, that must be
Exciting work.

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Oh, it's a job.

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Well, I know it takes
Somebody big and strong.

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Talk about
Exciting work.

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You ought to see goober
Take a carburetor apart.

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Right, goob?

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Yeah. They say
I'm the fastest in town.

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My record's 38 minutes
And 12 seconds.

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You know, sheriff, I feel
So much safer here in mayberry

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Knowing you're around.

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Well, you never
Have to worry

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With goober
Around either.

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Boy, he's strong.

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Did you know
That he's been

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The hand wrestling champion
Here in mayberry

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For the last
Three years?

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Four years.

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Four years. And
He hit that bell

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Last summer at
The county fair

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I don't know-- how many
Times was that, goober?

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I don't remember.

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I bet it was
15 times.

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Eighteen.

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18 times.

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Boy, you got to be
Strong to do that.

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Of course.

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Sheriff, isn't
Your wife nervous

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About the kind
Of work you do?

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Andy ain't married.

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[ sighs ]

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Well...

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[ clears throat ]

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I'll have the
Meat loaf plate.

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Me, too.

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That'll be two
Meat loaf plates.

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Coming up.

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Thanks, andy.
Thanks a lot.

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I think she's really
Interested in me.

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Did you notice she didn't
Take her eyes off you

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All the time
You was talking about me?

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Yeah.

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I think she really
Likes me, don't you?

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Oh, y-yeah,
I really do.

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Hot dog. I think
That thing you said

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About the carburetors
Really hit home.

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That's the kind of thing
Girls like to hear about.

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Yeah, probably.

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If you'd like
Anything else

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Just let me know.

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I can tell
She likes me, andy.

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Look at all the meat loaf
She gave you

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Just because
You're a friend of mine.

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Oh, that sunshine
Sure feels good.

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Yeah, it's beautiful.
Not a cloud in the sky.

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Pretty.
It's really pretty.

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Want to know a secret?

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What?

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Promise
You won't tell?
Yeah.

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Goober's got
A girlfriend.

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I know.

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You know?
Well, who told you?

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Goober.
Ohh,
That big blabbermouth!

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Made me promise
Not to tell anyone.

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Name's flora.

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Yeah

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Only thing --
I'm not sure she likes him

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As much as he likes her.

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Ohh, that's bad.
That's trouble.

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Sure hate to see goober get
Mixed up in a thing like that.

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Do you remember
Honey terwilliger?

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Honey terwilliger?

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Ephram and martha terwilliger's
Youngest girl.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Well, she was
Keeping company

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With hollis pudney.

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Oh, he took her
To the movies.

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He gave her candy.
He gave her handker--

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Oh, he spent a fortune
On her.

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He did?

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Know what she did?
What?

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She turned around
And married hollis's brother.

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Well, now she's
Hollis' sister-in-law.

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Yes, but...
It's not the same.

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No.

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Say, has goober got
A brother anyplace?

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No.

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Well, so far,
He's ahead.

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See ya, floyd.

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See ya, andy.

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Hey, andy, want to go
To the diner for lunch?

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Maybe you can put in
Some more good words for me.

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Well, uh... Goober,
I'd-I'd like to

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But, uh, I'm-I'm expecting
A call from raleigh

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And, well, maybe I'd better
Kind of hang here by the phone.

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Well, I already told flora
We was coming over.

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She even set aside two
Pot roast plates for us.

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Well, gee, I'm sorry.
They got a boy that delivers.

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Why not call and have him
Send it over here?

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Well, I don't know...

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Besides,
Like they say

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Absence makes
The heart grow fonder.

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Maybe she'd miss you

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If you didn't show up
For one meal.

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Yeah.
I bet she would.

195
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Yeah. There's the phone.

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Hey, sarah.

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Fine.

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Could you get me the diner,
Please?

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It's flora.

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She answered
The phone.

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Hey, flora.

202
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It's me... Goober.

203
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Hi. Where are you and andy?

204
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I thought you'd be here by now.

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Well, sorry, flora,
But andy's waiting

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On an important call
From raleigh

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So we thought we'd eat here
In his office today.

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Oh. I see.

209
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She's disappointed.

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I can tell.

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Uh, flora,
Would you have the boy

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Deliver those pot roast plates
Over here, please?

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Thank you.

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Well, you're not shy

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Throwing kisses
Over the phone like that.

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She'd already hung up.

217
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They make a real good
Pot roast over there, andy.

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You'll see.

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Yeah.

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[ knocking on door ]

221
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Huh. That was fast.
Come in!

222
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Hi.

223
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I didn't want you
To have to wait

224
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For that slowpoke
Of a delivery boy

225
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So I decided
To bring it over myself.

226
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Well, ain't this
A pleasant surprise.

227
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Ain't it, andy?

228
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Yeah, it sure
Is a surprise.

229
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You work hard enough.

230
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You deserve
A little consideration.

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I always say, "A woman
Should serve a man."

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A man's entitled to relax
During his meals.

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Now...

234
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I'll get
Some coffee.

235
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Pretty badge.

236
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Well...

237
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Let's sit down.

238
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Push in our chair.

239
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Get our napkin.

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[ clears throat ]

241
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Tuck it in.

242
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There.

243
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Well, I'll, uh, just...

244
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Pot roast, huh?

245
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Mm-hmm.

246
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Two coffees coming up.

247
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Sit down, goob,
Sit down.

248
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Well, let's get
Our silver.

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There's yours...

250
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And there's yours.

251
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Flora...

252
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You sure do set a nice desk.

253
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,171
Thank you.

254
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,374
Let's get
Our pot roast.

255
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,643
There we are.

256
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Mm-mm.

257
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Well,
Enjoy your lunch.

258
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Oh, we will.
Yeah.

259
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See you.

260
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[ door shuts ]

261
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Some girl, huh?

262
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Yeah, boy.

263
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You want
To know something?

264
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I've made up my mind.

265
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I'd been looking a long time

266
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,341
But I think
I finally found her--

267
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,910
The right girl for me.

268
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,912
Oh, well, goob, I wouldn't...

269
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,914
I wouldn't rush into anything.

270
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,281
Ain't nothing wrong
With her?

271
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,351
No, no. It's just that
I'd-I'd wait a little while.

272
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,286
Well, I'll see.

273
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,961
Here you go.

274
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,105
Well, I thought it was
A very gripping story.

275
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,441
Well... I don't like
Those pictures

276
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,010
Where the woman
Shoots her husband.

277
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,178
Well, it happens.

278
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,246
Yeah, well.

279
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,114
Oh, look,
The diner's open.

280
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,150
Shall we have
A bite to eat?

281
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,718
Oh, I don't think so.

282
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,419
It's so late
And everything.

283
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,755
9:30?

284
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,158
Well, I'm...
I'm not too hungry.

285
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,761
Helen:
I just feel like having
A little something.

286
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,129
Well, okay.

287
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,970
[ romantic pop ballad playing ]

288
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,271
Over here, okay?

289
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,739
Fine.

290
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,110
Well, what are you
Going to have?

291
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,411
I don't know yet.

292
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,047
You know, I might have
A great, big hamburger.

293
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,916
I got hungry
All of a sudden.

294
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,184
Well, good.

295
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,864
Make up
Your mind yet?

296
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,001
Mm-hmm. I'll have
A tuna sandwich.

297
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,905
Okay. We'll have
One tuna sand...

298
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,273
Nice of you
To drop in, andy.

299
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,341
Hi, flora.

300
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,076
You been
Working late?

301
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,346
No. We' been
To the movies.

302
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,849
Oh, you're together.

303
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,951
Andy:
Yes.

304
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,119
This is helen crump.

305
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,221
Helen, this is flora.

306
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,057
Flora malherbe.
It's a funny name, I know.

307
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,458
But subject to change.

308
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,363
Miss crump
Will have a tuna sandwich

309
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,098
And I'll just have coffee.

310
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,466
Just coffee?

311
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,402
Isn't that typical of a man
Who has no one around

312
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
To look after him?

313
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,873
How about a nice stack
Of hotcakes?

314
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,874
No, thank you.

315
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:54,975
Bacon and eggs?

316
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,109
I'll make them
Myself.

317
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,144
I don't think so.

318
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,812
At least have
A piece of pie.

319
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,213
We have fresh
Blueberry pie

320
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,082
And the peach
Is simply fantastic

321
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,017
And the apple
Is real, real yummy.

322
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,385
Okay, apple.

323
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,256
Want a piece of pie?

324
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,824
Fine.

325
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:11,825
What kind?

326
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,360
Oh, whichever one's

327
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,561
The "Yummy" one.

328
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,229
[ sarcastic laugh ]

329
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,934
Well...

330
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,569
Seems you've
Made a conquest.

331
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,037
She's goober's girl.

332
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,239
Oh, I'm so glad you told me.

333
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,274
Well, she is.

334
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,575
Of course.

335
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,544
Goober's crazy
Over her.

336
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,213
Here we are.

337
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,051
Are you coming in

338
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,319
For lunch tomorrow, andy?

339
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,021
We're having chicken a la king

340
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,155
And it's real delish.

341
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,556
I don't think so, flora.

342
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,126
Well, andy, how could you
Pass up something

343
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,895
That's going to be so delish?

344
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,362
And I wouldn't be surprised

345
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,598
If the bread pudding
Was absolutely fab.

346
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,469
See ya, andy.

347
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,115
How's the pie?

348
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,219
Did you get
A real good look at her?

349
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,122
Yes, I had breakfast
Over there this morning.

350
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,157
She's a lulu, all right.

351
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,162
I think I love her.

352
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,898
Oh, isn't that nice?

353
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,433
How's she feel
About you?

354
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,036
Well,
I think she likes me.

355
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,971
When you going to
Find out?

356
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,007
I don't know. Andy told me
Not to rush into anything.

357
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,944
That's a good idea.
You play it cool.

358
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,279
You remember
Honey terwilliger?

359
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,015
Seems like
I remember the name.

360
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,051
Oh, andy!

361
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,319
Oh, hi, goober, floyd.

362
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,089
I guess you're not going
To the diner for lunch!

363
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,259
Uh, no. I thought I might
Go out and do a little shooting.

364
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,427
Well, flora asked me
Was you coming in!

365
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,464
I guess she wants to hear
Some more things I can do!

366
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,267
Yeah, I guess.
Well, I'll see ya.

367
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,269
Okay!

368
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,406
Did you get
A real good look at her?

369
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,640
What?

370
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,013
[ bird cawing ]

371
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,286
Flora:
Hello, there!

372
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,990
It's a small world,
Isn't it?

373
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:23,991
Yeah.

374
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,325
Just imagine
Meeting you

375
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,260
Way out here
In the wilderness.

376
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,162
Yeah, that's
Really something.

377
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,431
Well...
I'll see you.

378
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,034
Wait! You don't mind
If I tag along, do you?

379
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,569
I mean, since we met
Out here and everything.

380
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,572
Well, flora, I don't think
That's too good an idea.

381
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,975
Yes, it is.
I think it's delightful.

382
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,244
We shouldn't be out
Here in the woods

383
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,578
By ourselves
Like this.

384
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,579
Why not?

385
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,381
I think it's fun.

386
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,616
You're a very nice girl

387
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,418
But you kind
Of run along home.

388
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,419
Why?

389
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,620
Well, because.

390
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,455
But I want to be
Out here with you.

391
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,656
I'm too old for you.

392
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,724
No, you're not.

393
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,026
I like older men.

394
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,493
Besides, I've
Got a girl.

395
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,494
Uh-huh. Me.

396
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,030
No. The girl
I brought in

397
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,098
The diner the
Other night--
That's my girl.

398
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,599
You just think
She's your girl

399
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,301
But she's not
Really your girl

400
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,469
'cause I'm your girl.

401
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,204
No. I'll see ya.

402
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,978
[ screaming ]

403
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,314
What's the matter?

404
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,515
My ankle...

405
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,118
I think it's sprained.

406
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,534
Well...

407
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,238
Let's take
A look at it.

408
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,239
[ gasps ]

409
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,640
Careful, please, andy.

410
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,376
Well...
[ screams ]

411
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,378
I didn't touch it.

412
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,113
But it hurts.

413
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,515
I don't see
Any swelling.

414
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,750
It's a family trait.

415
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,752
We're slow swellers.

416
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,488
Oh.

417
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,789
Andy?

418
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,257
Hmm?

419
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,127
I don't think
I can walk.

420
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,496
[ sighs ]

421
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,365
Well...

422
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,368
Put your arms
Around my neck.

423
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,300
You sure made
A miraculous recovery.

424
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,568
We're quick
Healers, too.

425
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,569
Oh.

426
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,803
Well, I'll see you.

427
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,272
Wait a minute, andy.

428
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,107
Your reward
For rescuing me.

429
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,679
Oh! Oh, my.

430
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,714
[ clears throat ]

431
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,116
Listen...

432
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,617
[ clears throat ]

433
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,153
Listen...

434
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,391
Listen, this isn't
Going to work, flora.

435
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,459
Why?!

436
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,194
Because I keep
Trying to tell you

437
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,395
It's not going to work.

438
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,330
I've got a girl--
She's a real girl.

439
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,199
She walks and talks
And everything.

440
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,234
You're going to get me
In all kinds of trouble.

441
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,136
If you want to be
Stuck on somebody

442
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,404
Please be stuck
On goober

443
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,805
Because he's crazy
Over you.

444
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,174
What?

445
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,875
You don't think
He comes to the diner

446
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,411
And eats five meals a day
Because he's hungry.

447
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,479
He comes over there

448
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,214
Because he wants
To be near you.

449
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,548
You're all he talks about.

450
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,584
So if you want
To be stuck on somebody

451
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,818
Please be stuck
On goober

452
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,420
Because he's crazy
Over you.

453
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,155
[ door opens and shuts ]

454
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,331
No. I've made up
My mind.

455
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,500
I'm going to ask her
To be my sweetheart

456
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,335
And I want
A real special haircut.

457
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,604
You going to ask her
To be your sweetheart?

458
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,838
Right to her face.

459
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,274
Why don't you wait
A while, goober?

460
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,443
Get to know the girl
Better.

461
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,346
What difference does
Four or five years make?

462
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,680
No, floyd!

463
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,416
I finally worked up
The courage.

464
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,618
I'm asking her right now,
And I want a haircut.

465
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,785
Now, look, goober

466
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,255
Now, I'm not the kind
Of a person

467
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,589
That spreads gossip.

468
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,426
Now, what goes on
Between andy and flora

469
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,960
Is none of my business.

470
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,331
Is something going on
Between andy and flora?

471
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,699
Oh, then you know
About it already.

472
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,700
Who told you?

473
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,868
Nobody told me nothing.

474
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,239
Ah! Then you saw them kissing.

475
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,273
They was kissing?

476
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,407
And you seen them?

477
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,309
Where'd you see
Them kissing, floyd?

478
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,378
Now, you better
Tell me where? Where?

479
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,846
On the lips.

480
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,925
Looks like you kind of
Overshot the barbershop.

481
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,496
Oh, that's funny. Real funny.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

482
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,232
Just about as funny as you
Stealing my girl behind my back.

483
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,268
Now I know why you told me
Not to rush into anything.

484
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,669
You wanted her
For yourself.

485
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,670
Wait a minute.

486
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,671
Ain't no use
Waiting.

487
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,273
The news is
All over town.

488
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,640
I was going
To tell you.

489
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,676
I happened to run into her
When I was out hunting.

490
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,344
You was hunting
Together, too!

491
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,912
Now I'm getting
The whole story.

492
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,013
Now, wait a minute.

493
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,815
You gonna deny you
Was kissing her?

494
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,883
Now, wait, goober.

495
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,651
Come on, andy,
Put up your fists.

496
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,686
Now, just calm down.

497
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,853
Come on, andy, fight.

498
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,322
Won't you
Let me explain?

499
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,656
You tried to
Steal my girl

500
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,558
And ain't but one
Way to settle it.

501
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,826
I don't want your girl.

502
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,695
You kissed her
Right on the mouth.

503
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,696
Floyd seen you.

504
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,697
Floyd's mistaken.

505
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,699
I didn't kiss her.

506
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,234
She... She kissed me.

507
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,572
She kissed you?

508
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,940
Yes.

509
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,945
I'm sorry.

510
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,423
Andy, how come
She goes for you

511
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,924
And not for me?

512
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,694
I don't know, goober.

513
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,563
Sometimes I guess

514
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,799
You just can't
Figure women out.

515
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,701
I guess.

516
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,373
I sure am sorry.

517
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,841
It's okay.

518
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,047
There's a lot of women
On earth, goober.

519
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,849
It'll happen for you.

520
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,520
Yeah.

521
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,623
And I'm going to forget
About flora real fast.

522
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,325
That's the time.

523
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,660
Want to go eat?

524
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,496
Well, there's
Just the diner.

525
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,031
So? I live here,
Don't I?

526
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:42,068
Going to have to run
Into her sooner or later.

527
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,590
Hello, andy.

528
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,924
Goober.

529
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,058
Hey.

530
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,760
Roast beef looks good today.

531
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,398
What's say, goob?

532
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,665
I don't know.

533
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,402
Could I see
A menu, please?

534
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,374
Thank you.

535
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,343
Did you really hit the bell
18 times at the fair?

536
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,679
Yeah.

537
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,452
I'll have
The meat loaf plate.

538
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,086
You certainly must be strong.

539
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,690
Make that two meat loaf plates.

540
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,659
Would you like some coffee,
Goober?

541
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860
I just made it fresh.

542
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,431
Yeah. Guess so.

543
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,799
I'll get the meat loaf.

544
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,771
Hey, goob, I think
Something's happening.

545
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,039
What?

546
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,974
I think she
Goes for you.

547
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,709
No.

548
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:57,977
Well, didn't
You hear her

549
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,079
Ask you if you rang
The bell 18 times

550
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,114
And talking about
How strong you are

551
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,916
And ask you if
You want coffee?

552
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,152
That don't mean nothing.

553
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,887
Well, it certainly
Is heading

554
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,422
In the right direction.

555
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,790
No.

556
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,669
If you'd like some more, goober,
Just let me know.

557
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:47,059
Chicken, hard-boiled eggs,
Salt, apple, pie, coffee.

558
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,228
Boy, that ought to be enough
For two of us

559
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,997
Out in the woods
By ourselves.

560
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,065
At least we won't starve
To death.
Yeah.

561
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:57,003
Unless, of course, accidentally,
We run into flora.

562
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,606
Now, I told you
That's all straightened out.

563
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,941
Goober goes for her,
And she goes for goober.

564
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,810
Well, let's hope so.

565
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,480
Oh, andy. Boy, am I glad
I got you before you left.

566
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,981
Hey, helen.
What's the matter?

567
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,717
Well, you gotta help me, andy.
You just gotta!

568
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,051
Well, if I can.

569
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,653
Well, I want you to talk
To flora for me.

570
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:14,921
Again?

571
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,255
Yeah, but this time,
It's important.

572
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,724
This time,
It's about marriage.

573
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,592
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no!

574
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,861
But, andy--
Absolutely not,
Goober.

575
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,063
That's one thing you're going to
Have to ask her yourself.

576
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,832
But, andy, I don't
Want to ask her.

577
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,767
I want you to tell her
To stop asking me!

578
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:38,878
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